So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con
Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome??
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
Nothing is wrong with my state, leave us alone. Someone from jersey must have made this
Khans of Tarkir, the block that will forever be remembered as the block where everyone wanted it to have wedges and fetches and then no one thought it would have wedges and fetches and then it totally had wedges and fetches.
So, there’s this girl. She’s tragically orphaned and richer than anyone on the planet. Every guy she meets falls in love with her, but in between torrid romances she rejects them all because she dedicated to what is Pure and Good. She has genius level intellect, Olympic-athelete level athletic ability and incredible good looks. She is consumed by terrible angst, but this only makes guys want her more. She has no superhuman abilities, yet she is more competent than her superhuman friends and defeats superhumans with ease. She has unshakably loyal friends and allies, despite the fact she treats them pretty badly. They fear and respect her, and defer to her orders. Everyone is obsessed with her, even her enemies are attracted to her. She can plan ahead for anything and she’s generally right with any conclusion she makes. People who defy her are inevitably wrong.
God, what a Mary Sue.
I just described Batman.
WILL AUTO-REBLOG FOREVER.